Some Humor

• You do not need a parachute to skydive. You do need a parachute to skydive twice.
• I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
• You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
• I always take life with a grain of salt. Then a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
• When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.

Courtesy of Tutor Richmond

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